Life is Freaky

Facts of Farts
Farting is the act of passing intestinal gasses. These can sometimes be odourless and sometimes deadly. But do you know why you pass gas? Do you know why your farts are sometimes as loud as a blow horn or as quiet as a whisper? Wll here some facts that will tell you something everyone does multiple times a day.

- Flatulence is the production of a mixture oa air and gases in the digestive tract that are by-product of the digestion process.
- Average Flatulence composition constitutes 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 3% oxygen, 1% other crap.
- Farts are indeed inflammable.
- The average person will fart 4 times a day and produce half a litre of fart gas everyday.
- Top 10 Farters Termites, Camels, Zebras, Sheep, Cows, Elephants, Laboradors, humans(veggie), humans (non veggies), Gerbils.
- Farts can come blazing out of your ass at 7mph.
- Farts are 98.6 F at the time of creation.
- You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your fart.
- Hydrogen sulphide is the compound in farts that make them stink.
- A person can still fart after death.
- Farty foods beans, corns, cauliflower, milk, bread, eggs, bear, raisins, sprouts, lentils, onions, garlic, oats, yeast, cashwes.